Funny Kids’ Books by Joey Acker – Ackers’ Books

Worst World Works™
These are quite literally the ‘WORST’ books in the whole entire world! Children and parents who love to laugh and be silly will enjoy Nameless the Rock as he finds himself stuck in the worst books over and over…and over… again!

Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? — Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world.

Poor Nameless finds himself in another one of the Worst books and he does NOT want it to be Halloween! Will he escape the green-haired witch? Is there really a pumpkin named Jerry in this book?? Will he get any of his beloved candy??? — Poor Nameless finds himself in another one of the Worst books and he does NOT want it to be Halloween!

Nameless braves the hot summer season in this new laugh out loud summer book!

Nameless goes to school. Nameless doesn’t like school.. Jerry Pumpkins is at his school… What could be worse?!?

Nameless, the rock with the fancy red hat on the cover, tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the worst BIRTHDAY book ever. What could possibly be so bad about a book about birthdays? Whose birthday is it?? Is there really a mad cow… — Nameless, the rock with the fancy red hat on the cover, tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the worst BIRTHDAY book ever.

Poor Nameless finds himself in another one of the Worst books and he is no fan of Thanksgiving! Who is this mysterious turkey on the cover? Is Jerry Pumpkins back?? Is there really a chicken in this book??? — Poor Nameless finds himself in another one of the Worst books and he is no fan of Thanksgiving!

Nameless is stick in another WORST book and he just can’t ‘fall’ out of it…or can he…

Nameless is stuck in ANOTHER CHRISTMAS book with the WORST elf in the whole entire world! What’s a rock to do?!?

Nameless attempts to inform the reader of the perils that await them, but he unfortunately forgets some along the way! Will he be brave enough to make it to the end? Will YOU be brave enough to make it to the end?? Is there really a unicorn in this … — Nameless attempts to inform the reader of the perils that await them, but he unfortunately forgets some along the way!

Nameless, the dashing young rock on the cover, tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the worst LOVE book ever. What could possibly be so bad about a book about love? Who is that lady rock on the cover?? Is there really a goat in thi… — Nameless, the dashing young rock on the cover, tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the worst LOVE book ever.

Nameless makes his way through this chilly adventures with a few unfortunate surprises along the way... — Nameless faces some unexpected surprises as he makes his way through this new chilly adventure!

Nameless doesn’t like loud noises or celebrations…What could possibly go wrong for him in a book about New Year’s?

Poor Nameless finds himself in another one of the Worst books and he does NOT want to go on an adventure! It's just not his style. Will he defeat the mighty dragon? Is there really a cow in this book?? Will the princess get rescued or do the rescuin… — The not-so-heroic Nameless the Rock finds himself in another one of the Worst books and he does NOT want to go on an adventure!

Nameless, the obviously unlucky rock, finds himself in another one of the Worst book! Why is there a FIVE leaf clover on the cover? Can Nameless really get any unluckier?? Is unluckier even a word??? — Nameless, the obviously unlucky rock, finds himself in another one of the Worst book!

Nameless does not like SPRING. In fact, he says he is allergic to it! Will he ‘spring’ out of this adventure or is he stuck for good?

50 ridiculous drawings from the Worst series ever! Check it out at only $6.95!!! — 50 ridiculous pictures to color from the Worst series ever!

What could be so be so bad about a unicorn book? Are there really too many unicorn books in the world?? Is this unicorn a magical and majestic creature or just a horse...with a horn...on its head??? — Nameless the Rock has now found himself stuck in a book with a unicorn..or is the unicorn stuck in a book with Nameless?!?

What could possibly be so bad about an Easter book? Is there really an Easter Chicken in this book?? What happens to the Easter Bunny???

1. Nameless the Rock does not want to be in this book. 2. This is not a true 'cookbook'. It is a storybook. 3. Are there recipes in this book? Yes. 4. Are they serious recipes? No. 5. Will this book make your kid(s) and you seriously laugh out loud? — Nameless tries to warn the reader and his friends of the WORST chef with the WORST recipes!

After being in the Worst AND the Scariest book in the whole entire world, Nameless just can't catch a break! Now he's in the WORST CHRISTMAS book! Will his Christmas be ruined? Will your Christmas be ruined?? How can a book about the most magical ti… — After being in the Worst AND the Scariest book in the whole entire world, Nameless just can't catch a break! Now he's in the WORST CHRISTMAS book!

Find out why Nameless doesn’t like sports! Hint: he doesn’t think he’s good at ANY sports…except for one…

Nameless does NOT want to go to bed and his zany ‘friends’ are determined to make sure he does! Will they succeed???

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