Cover of The Worst Vacation Book in the Whole Entire World, a funny vacation picture book by Joey Acker featuring Nameless the Rock.

The Worst Vacation Book in the Whole Entire World

WARNING: You are about to read the WORST vacation book in the whole entire world!

At least, that's what Nameless the Rock™ thinks.

Nameless is back, and this time he's stuck in a vacation book.

Now, here's the thing.

Nameless actually LIKES vacations.

He likes peace and quiet. He likes relaxing. And he especially likes being left alone.

Unfortunately, this vacation has other plans.

There's a ridiculously enthusiastic Happy Happy Vacation Guide who WON'T STOP YELLING, a freezing beach that makes absolutely no sense, way too many bugs, and one extremely suspicious seagull.

Seriously. What's that seagull up to?

All Nameless wants is a normal vacation.

No ridiculous activities. No unwanted surprises. And definitely no overly cheerful vacation guides telling him how much FUN he's supposed to be having.

But every time Nameless finds a peaceful moment, something else goes wrong.

Louder. Stranger. And somehow even worse than before.

Will Nameless finally get the relaxing vacation he deserves? Or will he need a vacation from this vacation?

With laugh-out-loud humor, unexpected surprises, and plenty of fourth-wall-breaking moments, The Worst Vacation Book in the Whole Entire World turns an ordinary getaway into a hilariously unconventional adventure.

Perfect for summer reading, road trips, beach vacations, family travel, classroom read-alouds, and young readers who enjoy silly stories, sarcastic characters, and unexpected twists.

Book Details

Author & Illustrator: Joey Acker

Series: Worst World Works™

Publisher: Joey and Melanie Acker

Format: Hardcover

Pages: 44

Publication Date: May 6, 2026

ISBN: 9781951046590

Recommended Ages: 4–8