Cover of The Worst School Book in the Whole Entire World, a funny school picture book by Joey Acker featuring Nameless the Rock.

The Worst School Book in the Whole Entire World

WARNING: You are about to read the WORST school book in the whole entire world!

At least, that's what Nameless the Rock™ thinks.

Nameless is back, and this time he's stuck in a school book. And he is NOT ready for class.

School buses? Homework? Rules? Nameless doesn't even understand why he has to go to school in the first place.

He's a children's book character. Not a student.

But apparently, that doesn't matter.

There's a school bus, some seriously questionable cafeteria food (pizza and sloppy joes, anyone?), and for some reason, a cow.

And guess who's here too?

Jerry Pumpkins. Of course.

While Jerry insists that school is the BEST, Nameless is determined to prove that school is the absolute WORST.

He doesn't want to learn. He doesn't want to follow the rules. And he definitely doesn't want to be stuck in another ridiculous book.

But no matter how hard he tries to escape, school keeps getting in his way.

Will Nameless finally discover that school isn't so terrible after all? Or will he find a way to escape this classroom catastrophe?

With laugh-out-loud humor, unexpected surprises, and plenty of fourth-wall-breaking moments, The Worst School Book in the Whole Entire World turns an ordinary school story into a hilariously unconventional adventure.

Perfect for back-to-school reading, first-day-of-school nerves, classroom read-alouds, family storytime, reluctant readers, and kids who enjoy silly stories, sarcastic characters, and unexpected twists.

Book Details

Author & Illustrator: Joey Acker

Series: Worst World Works™

Publisher: Joey and Melanie Acker

Format: Hardcover

Pages: 44

Publication Date: July 12, 2025

ISBN: 9781951046538

Recommended Ages: 4–8